“What are those Knitting Scout Badges all about?” I hear absolutely no one exclaim.
It was Diane who mentioned them to me. I used to be a regular Cast On listener but I’ve got out of the habit of listening and hadn’t heard about Brenda’s splendiferous new idea. Because we all like being given awards and badges, she has come up with the Knitting Scouts. I am obliged as a Scout to explain the badges and why I have been awarded them, so:
1. The “Talking Knitting” Badge – Required for all Knitting Scouts. The recipient must conduct himself/herself in such a manner as to talk knitting whenever an opportunity presents itself. Not easily fazed by looks of disinterest from friends or the act of “zoning out” by well-intentioned loved ones.
Yep, that’s me. *evil cackle*
2. The “MacGyver” Badge (Level Two) – The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a knitting tool in a non-knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used a strand of Regia Bamboo to slice cheese, or repaired a small appliance with an old metal knitting needle.
I have unclogged my vaccuum cleaner with a straight needle. Don’t know if it repaired it, but poking stuff usually has some sort of result.
3. The “I Will Impress You With My Math Prowess” Badge - The recipient is a whiz at substituting yarns and calculating gauge, can space increases and decreases evenly and is fully comfortable with the basic math encountered in all knitting projects.
I wasn’t sure about this one, because I don’t consider myself to be even slightly whizzy with numbers. But I can manage to knit something that fits so I think it counts.
In other slightly podcast-related news, the Crosshatch Lace Socks appeared in the What’s On Your Needles Wednesday section of Lime & Violet’s Daily Chum which just about made my entire week.
Don’t read their blog if you’re on a yarn diet. Or do read it, but try to avoid all the yarn pr0n, because they also find some great links to really useful stuff, like this widget which allows you to upload a photo and see a palette of coordinating colours – great for designing knitting projects around a theme – the seaside, or a view of the countryside. I could take a photo of my yarn stash and use it to design a blanket which uses the colours in my yarn stash. No, wait… um…
Alas, I’m behind on their podcasts, too. So if anyone wants me, I’ll be knitting and listening.