Add together an army of Dalek cookies…
…a plate of caramel crispy cakes made with melted Mars bars…
…and Malteser flavour cake covered with Maltesters, and you have sixteen happy children, sent home to their parents full of sugar. 
(All recipes from Feast by Nigella Lawson)
*licks the screen* Hey! Why doesn’t my screen taste of chocolate?!
Mmmmmmmm. But I think I’m glad I’m not one of those parents
Oh WOW they all look fab!!!
Oh, I bet they loved you! Quite like the look of those Dalek cookies though.
… Dalek cookies. You made Dalek cookies. *dies*
Kai *wants*…
drool, drool! Nice!