Please would you stop releasing new patterns?
Dragonslark by Maura Kirk
It’s just that I am trying to finish a very small sweater so that my daughter doesn’t freeze this winter, and then I can start something for me.
Woodsy by Jennifer Wood
I know the pattern I want to knit already, and it will suit me perfectly (though when I tried on a similar style at the weekend my helpful sister told me I looked like a box on legs, which I am studiously ignoring).
Wethersfield by Cecily Glowik MacDonald
And then I go on Ravelry and there are all these gorgeous new patterns popping up everywhere, and I think how lovely it would be to knit one or six of them and then the afternoon has passed and I haven’t knitted anything of the aforementioned small sweater either.
If you could arrange between you to release all new sweater patterns during July and August when I don’t feel like knitting, that would be perfect.
Titan Jacket by Patti Waters
Or if that’s not possible, can you make sure that they are all so ugly that no one would want to knit them anyway. I would be much obliged and might actually get something finished.
A hopeless pattern magpie